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Bimini Bahamas
I was in Staniel Cay which is one of the "Out Islands" in the string of islands that make up the Exumas in the Bahamas, sitting on the beach doing nothing, thinking nothing when this couple sat down next to me. They were from Miami and had sailed their boat down through the islands. We were talking about the differences in the islands and they kept saying how they loved Bimini so much which surprised me because I had never heard much about it at all and what I had heard wasn't that great. So when I went back to my room I got online and started checking it out and long story short, I went and fell in love with it.
Bimini is the closest island in the Bahamas to the US at only 50 miles due east from Miami. When you approach by plane you cannot believe how small it is. 7 miles from one end to the other and only about 400 yards wide! There is one road, Kings Highway which runs from one end to the other. Bimini is 2 islands, North Island and South Island. The airport is on South island and you have to take a ferry across to North island which is about a 5 minute ride and really beautiful. The water is amazingly turquoise blue and crystal clear.
Bimini Bay Resort - 9 nights website
La Rambla 105, 08002 Barcelona, Spain
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4 stars 4 stars 4 stars 4 stars half star
deals to be had on their site! $2300 for villa for 9 days. Everything is $$$$$ so be ready! beer is $85 a case (24 bottles)
Bimini Bay Resort is brand new and at the very end of Kings Highway. There are a few taxi's on the island and Milton was my favorite in his maroon van! He is a character for sure! The resort is a collection of pastel villas and a nice little village setting with some boutiques and a few restaurants. I went in the summer and the hotel restaurants were closed during the day and it was really tough to get food without leaving the resort. To me that is messed up and that's where the half star comes from. The villa was awesome with a huge loft bedroom and great bathrooms as well. The wifi doesn't work in the villas so you have to go to the hotspots at the pools or the reception area, which both are not very close.
On Wednesday nights is Kaoroke on South Island at Mackey's which was a great time. The energy was awesome and even the bus ride on an old school bus with a rasta driving bumping reggae and everyone dancing and singing...one of the best times out I've had in my life, Just be sure to rent a golf cart to get around. They aren't cheap at $90 per day! And buy your beer in the supermarket because a case of Corona is $85! Nothing on Bimini is cheap so be prepared but it is one of the true great places to relax and enjoy the water and sun and the people are great. Highly recommended. One of my top 3 places I have ever been to!
Mariah Milano on the ferry to North Island in Bimini Bahamas
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Big Game Club- lunch and dinner website
Kings Highway
 
Stuarts Conch Stand - lunch
side of the road Kings Highway
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4 stars 4 stars 4 stars  
$35 per person for plastic silverwear and picnic tables but fresh fish and conch is great!
 
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$10 per person for a Kalik and conch salad! $50 for 12 fresh lobster tails!
The place that is considered to be the best sit-down dinner in Bimini. It's a very casual place with a great view as it sits right on the water with a nice marina. The grouper was great and the conch was even better. The drinks were good too but it's Bimini so expect to pay $$$ for everything. With 2 adults having lunch with 2 beers each the check was $90!
 
There is nothing better than being able to pull over on the side of the road and get a lobster or conch salad that was swimming earlier in the day with an ice cold Kalik! Nice people with laughter and plenty of great food! The boat comes in at 2pm with bags of fresh lobster tails and conch and they serve it up right there on the spot! My favorite part of the Bahamas!
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Ratings based on Hotel + Food + Location + Available Transportation + Accessibility
Bimini
One of the most beautiful bodies of water on earth with genuinely nice people. There is very little crime and a place to just relax and do nothing but get some sun, snorkel the Sappona and drink great beer and meet new friends. Seriously, do yourself a favor and go to Bimini.
4 stars 4 stars 4 stars half star half star
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Boarding the plane for the 18 minute flight to Bimini! Bimini Airport - Not exactly huge! The Villa where I stayed right on Bimini Bay! AMAZING!
Boarding the plane for the 18 minute flight to Bimini! Bimini Airport - Not exactly huge! The Villa where I stayed right on Bimini Bay! AMAZING!
Backdoor View from the Villa! Doesn't get much better! View up the coast of the resort from the back porch of the Villa! The ferry ride to North Island from the airport.
Backdoor View from the Villa! Doesn't get much better! View up the coast of the resort from the back porch of the Villa! The ferry ride to North Island from the airport.
Fresh lobster we bought right off of the boat! New friends I met on the snorkel trip to the SS Sappona! View in the opposite direction from the porch of the villa!
Fresh lobster we bought right off of the boat! New friends I met on the snorkel trip to the SS Sappona! View in the opposite direction from the porch of the villa!
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