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Key West, Florida
I have been going to Key West since I first moved to Florida in 2004. Of all the times I have been the most recent trip was my all-time favorite. I think it was my friend I went with as well as the place that we stayed and the great food we had every single meal. I have some great photos and videos but this is a PG-13 / R website so I will be good and keep those for the other site of mine where they belong! But trust me, you WANNA see them! :)
Key West is a magical place. It has a tremendous history and is the place where "morals go to die" according to a famous guy named Hemingway. I love everything about Key West and each time I go I discover someplace new that makes it even better than the time before.
La Te Da Hotel - 5 nights website
1125 Duval St, Key West, FL 33040
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$198 a night including breakfast for key west thats cheap and in a great location
The La Te Da happened on accident for me. I had been booked at a big resort but the room was very moldy so I said forget it. It was awful and I left immediately to find a new hotel. I drove up Duval St toward the Southernmost Hotel where I had stayed before and saw this party going on at one of the small hotels on the left side of the street. There were girls in pasties dancing on the tables and drag queens and just a wild scene! I found a parking spot and got the last room they had available! The room was really nice and big with a huge tub that my friend and I fit in together perfectly and she is almost six feet tall!
The waitress at the bar is the one who makes 100% of the pasties sold in Key West and you can check them out on her site GinasGems.com. She was wearing tiny little booty shorts and nothing but pasties on her tits and we hit it off right away! We partied all night and she hooked me up with all the great spots in Key West where the locals go and not full of tourists. We had the best time and I cannot wait to go back and see my friends in Key West again! One place you have to go is the rooftop bar Garden of Eden. It's clothing optional and a great place to drink and people watch and I bet you anything you'll end up naked like everyone else! We sang kaoroke at a lesbian bar and danced with just pasties and panties at an after-hours club until the sun was up! Key West throws the rules out the window and says "Do what the fuck you want here because you are in paradise now! ! Highly recommended! Key West is a classic place for those wanting a wild time!
You can see it can get quite wild in Key West. But it got a LOT wilder at night!
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Louie's Backyard- lunch and dinner website
700 Waddell Ave, Key West, FL 33040-4729
 
Flaming Buoy Filet Company - Dinner website
1100 Packer Street, Key West, FL 33040-3263
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$60 per person for appetizer, entree and 2 beers - well worth it!
 
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$50 per person for dinner and drinks a fantastic place with great owners!
Louie's Backyard is the first restaurant I ever had dinner in Key West back in 2004. I fell in love then and it's every bit as great today. The view is awesome and you sit right at the water's edge in the literal backyard of this old Key West home. The food is flawless and big portions. The salad dressing is great and the Pink Key West shrimp with bacon and grits is one of the greatest things I have ever had. The paprika butter is delicious and so unique!
 
My friend told me I had to go here while in Key West and I now know why. Fucking amazing! It's in the middle of a neighborhood so it's really tough to find, but that's why it's there. The hogfish snapper was out of this world and the mango chutney with rice and roasted corn on the cobb was the best I have ever had! Seriously inventive dishes and a hidden gem!
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Key West, Florida
Key West is all that it is hyped to be and much more. There is an under belly to Key West that few tourists ever see. Aside from the drag queens and flashing tits and pasties everywhere, there is an underworld that is full of service industry people who work hard and party even harder. There are drop outs and strippers and nudists and good girls from Oklahoma showing up here every day and leaving with dirty little stories to take home. I would say that if you have a few days to spend this is as good a place as any. It's fun and wild and uninhibited so if you're wife is uptight get her drunk at Sloppy Joe's and then buy her some pasties from Gina at the La Te Da and parade her around at the Garden of Eden for some late night dancing! Oh and be sure after you have had your last drink for the night that you make a stop at Dion's Quick stop for their fried chicken. Shut up and let me elaborate. Yes it's a quick stop gas station but remember you are in Key West. Dion's makes their friend chicken with waffle batter!!!!!! It is fucking delicious and the perfect drunken late night food orgy! Oh their corn dogs are orgasmic also! I cannot stress how important it is to visit Dion's while you are there. This is something that the average tourist will NEVER know because there isn't a Dion's anywhere near Duval street! I wish I had a video of me eating that! lol I would look like a retarded kid eating his first ice cream cone! Seriously, it's THAT good!
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Nice big room at my hotel La Te Da in Key West! Mariah and Puma Swede at the beach in Key West, Florida The Beach after a really bad storm - beautiful!
Nice big room at my hotel La Te Da in Key West! Mariah and Puma Swede at the beach in Key West, Florida The Beach after a really bad storm - beautiful!
Work never sleeps! Even in paradise I was working! Getting some sun at the Beach @ Ocean Pier House in Key West I told you it gets WILD! You should have seen what she did next!
Work never sleeps! Even in paradise I was working! Getting some sun at the Beach @ Ocean Pier House in Key West I told you it gets WILD! You should have seen what she did next!
Taking some sexy pics on an offshore island with Puma Swede Foggy and Rainy day in Key West PARTY TIME INDOORS! :) Mariah MIlano and Puma Swede WILD WOMEN in Key West!
mariah puma key west Foggy and Rainy day in Key West PART TIME INDOORS! :) Mariah MIlano and Puma Swede WILD WOMEN in Key West!
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